March 2012
4 posts
When you come up with a good ass comeback
And you’re like:
And the bitch is like:
I swear, people at school walk so damn slow.
Then I’m just there behind them like,
February 2012
300 posts
That stressful moment when you can't decide what... →
When someone you hate bumps into you;
“Bitch. You wanna die?”
Remember when everybody had flip phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
bike tricks
Expectation:
Reality:
Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...
When’s dinner
Riding in a car with your friends
Riding in a car with your parents
I don't know how people can do things like this... →
When I try to do it I end up like this:
Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a... →
When someone says you look good
“omg lol really? nah… i look like shit today!”
Money does not buy happiness, but it pays my...
When someone catches you in a lie:
When your parents complain about bad grades.
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
When you're procrastinating your homework
And everything is better than actually doing it, so you’re just sitting there like
The moment when you have one line of a song stuck...
When it's 1am and people on facebook are saying...
And I’m just sitting here like:
you don’t know late until you get a tumblr.
My favorite Oscar of the night
i see what you did there
When you hear your mom say your name on the phone:
talking shit again are we?
"I'd be scared of calling 911 for anything because...
THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE:
Can you imagine how fit we'd all be if we spent as...
